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Me and a friend were rhyming and riddlin.. the results..

#1

peter pan was cooking noodles in his head
cos he was wearing a pan instead of a cap,
and on the days he wore a cap,
he went fishing and spoke crap..

Returned:

Peter was
A madcap
Who made
Tinkerbell snap
By Hook
Or by crook.

#2

in the crook by the brook,
sat he, like an old coot,
little did people know,
that it was peter with a hook for a foot!

Returned:

The lost boys,
The mermaids' toys,
Michael's Teddy Bear,
Wendy screaming, "Where?"
Pan making the air green,
As visible as snow, but unseen.

#3

Hitherto unseen, but felt all the time,
he goes by the name of the primal scream
invite him in and you'll lose your rhyme
thats how it is when u witness his crime..